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Punishment
Oral sex no longer illegal in Alfaristan.
Noah in
Alfaristan
According to Torah, Bible and Koran.
Christian
sightings of Noah´s Ark
Account on the cave where artifacts from the Ark
are kept save.
False
accusations by by Christian terrorist
Read what really happened!
History
It starts with the landing of Noah´s Ark in
Alfaristan about 4300 years ago and reached new
highs with the inauguration of President Kazan
the Great..
Local
Ararat, Alfars, Kirbaç, Dayak, Samar, Darbe,
Saklama, Yumruk, Sille, Tekme, Serdar, Bulak
plateau ...
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 Meet the President
ALFARIS, Alfaristan (DP) -
Alfaristans president is quite young, but
he possess excellent leadership skill and
a sternness which endears him to all his
subjects. He is so well respected that
the people added "Kabir" (the
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The Cuff Collection on display
ALFARIS,
Alfaristan (Dep. of Propaganda) - The handcuff is
Alfaristans most treasured symbol. Shackles and
handcuffs are everywhere in Alfaristan and
tactical handcuffing is (beside stomping) our
national sport. For the first time on display the
presidential collection including the Cuffs of
State. |
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 Tortured for Christ
SILLE, Alfaristan (Volta) - Terrorists of the
Crusaders for Christ group tried to steal Noah´s
Ark from the holy Mount Ararat. One of the
trapped is now making anti Alfaristan propaganda
about the way he was interrogated by e.g. Sadik
Mazough.False
accusations by by Christian terrorist
Read what really happened!
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